JJ: Return It When You Feel Like It
“Prefontaine is due back in a week,” said the Blockbuster clerk. “But if you need a few extra days, that’s OK, too.” No late fee if I needed a few extra days? I sensed a dangerous precedent.
“Here’s a no-interest loan so you can go do Ironman France,” said the Bank of America teller. “Good luck breaking 11 hours and just pay us back when you can.”
“Wear these Asics GT-2100s for a few months and then bring ‘em back to swap out for new ones when they lose their spring,” said the clerk at Fleet Feet.
“Ride this Litespeed Vortex this summer and then bring her in to exchange for a Cervelo P3 if you if you don’t dig titanium,” said the local bike shop owner.
I don’t want to imply that I don’t trust people, but enjoy Blockbuster’s new "return it when you feel like it" policy while it lasts. Now I’m going to watch that Collateral DVD I borrowed a few weeks ago—if I can find it.
- John
“Here’s a no-interest loan so you can go do Ironman France,” said the Bank of America teller. “Good luck breaking 11 hours and just pay us back when you can.”
“Wear these Asics GT-2100s for a few months and then bring ‘em back to swap out for new ones when they lose their spring,” said the clerk at Fleet Feet.
“Ride this Litespeed Vortex this summer and then bring her in to exchange for a Cervelo P3 if you if you don’t dig titanium,” said the local bike shop owner.
I don’t want to imply that I don’t trust people, but enjoy Blockbuster’s new "return it when you feel like it" policy while it lasts. Now I’m going to watch that Collateral DVD I borrowed a few weeks ago—if I can find it.
- John
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