Tandem Terror Alert: Amber

Activeness! training partner Stevie G., whose heads-down, take no prisoners, red lights are optional and stop signs are mere suggestions, leg-pumping, only the lead dog sees the trail cycling style has earned him the name "Diesel," announced plans to buy a tandem bicycle so he and Mrs. Diesel can spend more Quality Time together. Diesel's riding compadres winced at the thought of an innocent, unsuspecting Mrs. Diesel hitching a ride with the locomotive she married tens of thousands of miles ago. God Speed, Mrs. Diesel. Better you than us.