A Big Deactivation Saturday
Guy who plopped your butt and lawn chair down in the middle of the park's bike-run trail yesterday evening: You have been deactivated--with extreme malice.
Married baseball player who patrols the infield for the New York Yankees and is one of the highest paid professional athletes: For spiriting away the young woman who cuts my hair to New York this weekend, causing her to cancel my appointment with a lame excuse (but I have spies who know the truth about this and what happened between you two last week): You and your phony good-guy image have been deactivated--with even more extreme malice.
Married baseball player who patrols the infield for the New York Yankees and is one of the highest paid professional athletes: For spiriting away the young woman who cuts my hair to New York this weekend, causing her to cancel my appointment with a lame excuse (but I have spies who know the truth about this and what happened between you two last week): You and your phony good-guy image have been deactivated--with even more extreme malice.
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