JJ: Deactivating Tom Cruise

So Katie Holmes is converting to Scientology, and now is officially up Dawson's Creek without a paddle. I can only dream of one day having the juice to convert a successful woman 16 years younger and a few inches taller than me to a religion founded by a science fiction writer. Then, after I give her cold sores, I'll write a screenplay entitled Mission Impossible: IV-Revenge of the Insane Scientologists. What this post has to do with endurance sports and the active lifestyle, I have no idea, but I imagine Tom and Katie work out pretty regularly to keep their girlish figures. - John