X: Bunko Means Final Warning
Dear Singleathletes.com:
When I signed up for your online dating service, I was hopeful of meeting like-minded, accomplished athletes like myself that could relate to “the lifestyle” and could handle being with a dedicated champion.
When you matched me up with women who only “competed” in one sport, I decided to look the other way. Though I checked the “hardcore athlete” requirement, I got “runners” who weren’t sure if they finished the half-marathon (walk) in two or three hours. (Ladies: If you have to check your cell phone to check the time, then it’s three hours.) On my last date, I asked the young lady which sports she enjoyed. Her answer: Bunko.
Singleathletes.com, consider this your final warning. Either get me some real athletes or the X-man is Audi 5000, G. That means you should reduce your revenue projections by $24.95 a month. Got it?
-Anonymous Racer X
When I signed up for your online dating service, I was hopeful of meeting like-minded, accomplished athletes like myself that could relate to “the lifestyle” and could handle being with a dedicated champion.
When you matched me up with women who only “competed” in one sport, I decided to look the other way. Though I checked the “hardcore athlete” requirement, I got “runners” who weren’t sure if they finished the half-marathon (walk) in two or three hours. (Ladies: If you have to check your cell phone to check the time, then it’s three hours.) On my last date, I asked the young lady which sports she enjoyed. Her answer: Bunko.
Singleathletes.com, consider this your final warning. Either get me some real athletes or the X-man is Audi 5000, G. That means you should reduce your revenue projections by $24.95 a month. Got it?
-Anonymous Racer X
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