Lance's Playboy Interview

Sex, drugs, rock and roll. This is far from your typical cycling magazine interview.

PLAYBOY: If you win another Tour or three, will you retire, sit around on the couch and get fat?
ARMSTRONG:: I'll be a fitness junkie forever, not out of shape like some guys. But I'm not naming names... achoo-lemond!
PLAYBOY: During that sneeze one side of your mouth mentioned Greg LeMond, your boyhood hero, who won three Tours but now rips you. He suspects you're a doper. What's your relationship with LeMond?
ARMSTRONG:: None. What he did in 1989 and 1990 was phenomenal. But Greg's not even worth talking about today. And I don't need to hear from him -- he'd only shove his foot farther down his mouth.