Legwork

Of all the weight legwork I do, I’m best at the Cybex adductor machine. Years of running and cycling, along with God-given genetics, have equipped me with the strength and flexibility to spread my legs extra wide and then squeeze my knees together with that entire stack of weights—even the three extra five-pound plates. I love watching the next person continuing his or her circuit at the adductor machine marvel at the fact that the X-Man had just slammed the stack. And guys, here’s a tip: The X-Man has been known to scout the adductor machine for potential date candidates. The femininas that do well there possess certain positive qualities, if you know what I mean. Abduction is nice but adduction is where it’s at.
-Racer X