Lessons in Honesty
National Tire & Battery (NTB) on Manchester Road in Kirkwood, Missouri: For lying and telling me I also needed an alternator when my battery died (a lie confirmed by the guys at the dealer), you have been permanently deactivated. Fortunately, my spider sense told me you were pond scum and I walked.
Homewood Suites Chicago hotel valet parkers who ripped off my Nike sunglasses (might as well take my first-born next time): F*** you, too, dirtbags. Even worse than deactivating you, I hope the lenses explode into thousands of tiny fragments that pierce your eyeballs. Do they sell insurance on sunglasses? That's the second pair I've lost this year.
Honest young 20-ish runner who returned my wallet with $200 cash, which dropped out of my car alongside the running path: Thank you for seeking me out and preserving some of my faith in humanity. I'm not surprised it took a runner to do it.
Homewood Suites Chicago hotel valet parkers who ripped off my Nike sunglasses (might as well take my first-born next time): F*** you, too, dirtbags. Even worse than deactivating you, I hope the lenses explode into thousands of tiny fragments that pierce your eyeballs. Do they sell insurance on sunglasses? That's the second pair I've lost this year.
Honest young 20-ish runner who returned my wallet with $200 cash, which dropped out of my car alongside the running path: Thank you for seeking me out and preserving some of my faith in humanity. I'm not surprised it took a runner to do it.
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