Deactivation Rules of Engagement

SFOA Jamie submitted a formal inquiry to JPD on the Activeness "Rules of Deactivation" and this was his response — edited by our legal team but nevertheless intact.

"Deactivation rules are still evolving. However, most Deactivations are of a specific action by a person. Therefore the entire person is usually not Deactivated unless they have no redeeming qualities, which has happened.

"If someone is completely negative or has done something inexcusable, then a permanent Deactivation is allowed. This status must be explicitly stated in any type of Deactivation proclamation.

"A Double-Deactivation can also take place if there are two reasons to Deactivate or if a second or repeat offense has taken place and there was no prior permanent Deactivation on record.

"A third Deactivation of the same person or entity has not yet occurred — probably because permanent Deactivations usually occur at the first or second occurrence."

Super Bowl MVP, for acting as a Sweet 16 party favor: You have been Deactivated.

Permanent Deactivations also go out to any coward who would ever hit a woman and to Ann "I'm so ashamed, I can't stop laughing!" Coulter and, especially, since she can fall back on the unacceptable but widely used "just doing my job" defense, all the American Conservative Union Political Action Conference people in the audience laughing and cheering her on.